📚 Short Stories From The Immortal Quill – Issue #1
Welcome to The Immortal Quill
Buckle up, mortal - it’s time for the most dramatic power struggle this side of the Cursed Forest.
The chamber shimmered with half-lit magic, its velvet-draped walls lined in floating scrolls and cursed teacups that jittered from too much gossip. At the center stood a massive obsidian writing desk, its surface etched with runes that pulsed faintly like a heartbeat. Perched atop it was the infamous Quill of Immortal Ink - ancient, enchanted, and always one flick away from starting trouble. Overhead, a crooked banner dangled between two sconces: "WELCOME MORTALS," clearly recycled from some haunted birthday bash.
Snow White stood with arms folded, her eyes locked on the quill as if daring it to defy her. “Well obviously, I should go first,” she declared, her tone sharp and imperial. “I am the original poisoned icon. You’re welcome, by the way, for launching the fairytale-to-daywalker pipeline.”
Cinderella, lounging nearby and filing her nails with a crystal dagger, didn’t even look up. “Sweetie, you napped through your story. I survived domestic servitude, enchanted rodents, and unforgivable fashion. I have range.”
Rapunzel, coiling her glowing braid like a weapon, scoffed. “Oh please. Try being kidnapped, gaslit for twenty years, and locked in a tower with no snacks. I deserve the first scroll and a trauma support owl.”
Across the table, Goldi had already kicked her muddy boots up, smirking. “Y’all are cute. But let’s not forget the chaotic neutral menace in this room - me. I bring the views. Also, the tea. And the snacks.”
A low growl echoed from the shadows as Red paced the chamber in wolf-form before morphing mid-stride into her high-heeled, red-cloaked self. “Argue all you want,” she said, adjusting her hood. “I’ve already started my scroll. It’s called ‘Blood, Fur, and Biscuits.’ It slaps.”
From the rafters, a burst of glitter rained down as Tink’s voice rang out like chimes coated in mischief. “I just set the coffee pot on fire again. You’re welcome. Now hush - I enchanted the quill to choose.”
As if on cue, the Quill of Immortal Ink shuddered. It rose into the air, spun with flair like a dramatic contestant on America’s Next Top Enchanted Artifact, then zoomed downward in a glittering dive. With a spark and a hiss, it wrote three glowing, cursed words across the parchment:
GOLDI GOES FIRST.
Goldi howled with laughter, throwing her hands up in triumph. “YESSSSS! In your ancient faces!” she shouted. “Clear the scrolls, bitches. I’ve got stories to tell, trauma to unpack, and enchanted porridge to rate. LET’S GOOOOO!”
The others groaned in unison. The walls trembled from suppressed magic. And just like that, the first official tale from The Immortal Quill had begun - with chaos, questionable morals, and exactly one bear lawsuit.
World of 4EverMore | Bloodthorn Publishing | Short Stories
🩸✨ A Bloodthorn Publishing™ Original
From the twistedly magical minds of the Immortal Quill™ Storytellers, welcome to the World of 4EverMore™ - where fractured fairytales wear combat boots, myths misbehave, tea spills itself, and chaos is couture. ☕️
Featuring your immortally iconic favorites:
• Goldilocks (paranoid and perfect)
• CindaSpy™ (that’s Cinderella with a security clearance)
• Red (badass in boots)
• Snow (soft goth apple queen)
• Dorothy (click it and rip it)
• Beauty (rose-stem sharp)
• Wendy (shadow-slick rebel)
• Alice – Queen of Ink & Lore™ herself
• Loki (divine trickster snack, taken 😘)
• Ivy (Rumple’s sister, lethal in Louboutins)
• and Rumplestiltskin (unhinged, unmatched, unstoppable)
✨ Guest appearances may include sentient teacups, tragic ballgowns, questionable prophecy scrolls, and one flirty, possibly dangerous Elven stranger...
🪄 Storytime just got a whole lot more immortal.
Bloodthorn Publishing™ • The Immortal Quill™ • World of 4EverMore™ Universe 💋🔥
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