📚 Short Stories From The Immortal Quill
Let the immortal ink flow, darling!!
Buckle your corset and hold onto your tiara:
Welcome to The Immortal Quill
Where Fairytales Are Fractured
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The door slammed open so hard, a poor pixie ghost fainted from the draft.
Cinderella marched in first - heels sharp, lipstick sharper - dragging a velvet bag full of enchanted stationery and ancient receipts.
“We are NOT doing another prophecy about my shoe. I came here to write my story. The real one.”
“Ugh, again with the shoes,” Snow White muttered from her haunted chaise lounge, fanning herself with a poisoned apple like it was a folding fan.
“You act like you’re the only one with trauma. I died, Cindy. Died. In the woods. Alone.”
From above, a braid slithered down like a golden snake. Rapunzel was lounging in the rafters again.
“You want alone? I spent two centuries in a glorified birdcage. At least you got some fresh air.”
“Technically,” purred Goldilocks, flipping upside-down on a beanbag made from cursed bear fur,
“I wasn’t even supposed to be a story. I just broke in and caused chaos. No prince. No quest. Just vibes.”
Red kicked open the other door (because of course there were two entrances - it’s a dramatic den), tossing her hood across the room like a diva cape.
“Okay, who summoned me? I was in the middle of a forest fight with a werewolf who totally ghosted me after the full moon.”
“I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE WARD ON READ RECEIPTS!” Tink screeched from the inkwell station, wings flaring like a caffeinated firework. She was wearing stilettos, a glittery battle skirt, and someone else’s patience.
“Also, the enchanted printer is jammed again. I swear, if one more scroll comes out smelling like doom -”
Cinderella slammed her quill down.
“Enough! We’re here to start a blog. A collective. A sacred space where we can finally retell our stories.
On our terms. With tea. With truth. With drama.”
Snow White raised a perfectly arched brow.
“So... a coven, but make it literary?”
“No. A chaos coven with deadlines,” muttered Rapunzel, already typing something scandalous.
Goldilocks, now upside-down again, grinned.
“I vote we call it... The Immortal Quill.”
There was silence. A rare and powerful moment of actual agreement.
Until -
“Trademarked it already,” said Tink, sipping cursed espresso. “You’re welcome.”
Thus, The Immortal Quill was born - part newsroom, part confessional, part dramatic group therapy session disguised as literature.
And as the inkwells bubbled, the scrolls unfurled, and Cinderella began her next tell-all exposé (“Glass Slippers and Gaslighting: The True Story”), one thing became abundantly clear...
These fairytale femmes weren’t just rewriting the narrative.
They were about to torch the script.
World of 4EverMore | Bloodthorn Publishing | Short Stories
🩸✨ A Bloodthorn Publishing™ Original
From the twistedly magical minds of the Immortal Quill™ Storytellers, welcome to the World of 4EverMore™ - where fractured fairytales wear combat boots, myths misbehave, tea spills itself, and chaos is couture. ☕️
Featuring your immortally iconic favorites:
• Goldilocks (paranoid and perfect)
• CindaSpy™ (that’s Cinderella with a security clearance)
• Red (badass in boots)
• Snow (soft goth apple queen)
• Dorothy (click it and rip it)
• Beauty (rose-stem sharp)
• Wendy (shadow-slick rebel)
• Alice – Queen of Ink & Lore™ herself
• Loki (divine trickster snack, taken 😘)
• Ivy (Rumple’s sister, lethal in Louboutins)
• and Rumplestiltskin (unhinged, unmatched, unstoppable)
✨ Guest appearances may include sentient teacups, tragic ballgowns, questionable prophecy scrolls, and one flirty, possibly dangerous Elven stranger...
🪄 Storytime just got a whole lot more immortal.
Bloodthorn Publishing™ • The Immortal Quill™ • World of 4EverMore™ Universe 💋🔥
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