The Immortal Gazette Short Stories
To Those poor, unsuspecting mortal souls stumbling into the Immortal Gazette studio with wide, blinking eyes, unsure if they’ve found a forgotten archive of forbidden knowledge or just tripped through the wrong door in the universe. Either way, too late now.
Welcome, Mortals, to the Immortal Gazette Studio
(We’d say ‘abandon all hope,’ but honestly? You should’ve done that before you got here.)
Meet Your Hosts of Chaos, Trickery, and Unfiltered Madness
Alice – Oh, she’s not just Alice. No, no, she’s the entire deck shuffled into one: Alice, the Queen of Hearts, and the Mad Hatter, all elegantly entwined in a beautifully exotic, tea-drinking enigma. She’s unpredictable, sharp as a silver blade, and always five steps ahead - though, if you ask her, she’s already at the finish line sipping tea while the rest of us catch up. When she tells a story, you’re not just listening - you’re falling into it, tumbling headfirst down a rabbit hole lined with dark humor and unnerving wisdom. Do keep up, won’t you?
You will also find short stories by Alice at
Alices Mad Tea Party Presents: 🫖 Alice Spills the Tea
Rumplestiltskin – Forget whatever goblin-faced, shriveled little thing you’ve read about before. This Rumple is tall, a little beautifully unhinged, draped in gothic elegance with short dark hair streaked with green and intricate henna tattoos marking his skin like the very threads of fate he so loves to spin. He doesn’t just tell stories -he weaves them, spinning truth and lies into something golden, something dazzlingly dangerous. A chaos-loving trickster who relishes every deal, every clever wordplay, and every moment where mortals think they’ve outwitted him. They never do.
Loki - Ah, the god himself. Handsome, charming, and as effortlessly laid-back as a predator waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. Auburn hair, a scruffy yet clean-cut goatee, and a smirk that practically drips with mischief. He could talk his way into or out of anything, and he’ll gladly do both just for the fun of it. He’s the master of tricks, the weaver of fate, the chaos that always gets the last laugh. Trust him? Oh, darling, that’s adorable.
Why Are You Here?
A better question: Why wouldn’t you be? You’ve stepped into a place where myths are ripped apart and re-stitched into something different, where legends are dissected with wicked and dry humor, and where history gets rewritten by those who know exactly what the mortals got wrong or at least they think they do.
We somwtimes tell the stories they don’t dare to tell.
And now that you’ve found us? Oh, you’re in for quite the ride.
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Oh, and One More Thing - We’re Immortal.
(Yes, really. No, we’re not joking. No, you can’t kill us. And no, we’re not aging anymore, either.) No... we didn't drink from The Fountain of Youth but you can read our version of that story here ==>>
The Fountain of Youth: The Shocking Truth Behind the Legend of Immortality Told by Rumplestiltskin
If you thought we were just eccentric storytellers from some forgotten era, oh, sweet summer child, you have so much to learn.
We don’t remember history - we lived it. We were there when the myths were first whispered in candlelit corners. We watched as history was written, rewritten, and then utterly butchered by mortals who thought they knew better. And now? Now we’re here to set the record straight. (Cough Cough)
Alice has walked through every Wonderland, ruled every kingdom of madness, and still finds mortal foolishness the most entertaining thing of all.
Rumple has spun fate itself, dealt with kings, beggars, and creatures far older than your mortal stories dare to recall. He’s played this game for centuries, and he never loses.
Loki? Please. The gods may change, their names may shift, but he remains. Trickster, shapeshifter, the uncatchable storm that even time itself can’t tame.
So if you were hoping to outwit us, outrun us, or - - gods forbid - outlast us?
Adorable. Truly.
So, sit down, pour yourself a drink or some Tea.
Because once you’ve stumbled into the Immortal Gazette shenanigans, there’s no going back and we hope you never remember history the same way again.
The Immortal Gazette Short Stories
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