📚 Short Stories From The Immortal Quill – Issue #44
It’s another Mad Tea Workday Conspiracy Party, and this one’s got layers of sass, static, and silver-threaded drama! Let’s crack open this tin-foil-tinted tale, shall we?
Today’s Episode: The Static Chic Conspiracy
Morning at the Quill Crew Headquarters.
Coffee’s brewing. Someone’s humming an ominous tune from a horror movie. Tink’s on her third espresso shot.
Then - BAM - the door flies open and in struts Goldi, wrapped in paranoia and Prada.
She’s decked out in:
- A matte black Faraday bag the size of a small dog (don’t worry, it zips for silence)
- A gleaming mini air purifier necklace that hums like it’s plotting
- And clutched dramatically in her hand?
A copper pyramid orgone generator with a crystal the size of an ego.
Goldi (whisper-shouting):
“I heard things. From a raven. On a microwave tower.”
Red: “Was it cawing or sending morse code, sweetie?”
Goldi slaps the Faraday bag down on the table like it’s a holy relic.
“Do you want to be tracked? Listened to? Mapped through your COFFEE ORDER, Rapunzel?”
Rapunzel (waving a croissant): “They can track me through pastries if they want. I’ve got nothing to hide except the 147 tabs on my browser.”
Cue Cinderella, ever graceful, twirling in wearing a suspiciously metallic shimmered robe.
Goldi squints. “Wait a second… is that…?”
Cindy, with a shrug: “Satin silver thread. All our sheets are made of it.”
Snow nearly chokes on her tea. “You sleep in signal blockers?!”
Cindy: “Of course. A girl’s gotta shield herself from satellite brain drain and dream leeches.”
Tink: “What is in this tea today…”
Goldi: “Exactly! You all think I’m nuts but when the 5G nanobot sky bees start whispering in your ears, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Cue dramatic pyramid-raising.
The air purifier necklace lets out a soft “whirr.”
Red, deadpan: “That thing sounds like it’s trying to speak ancient fax machine.”
Snow: “I sleep in Target cotton and vibes. So far I’ve survived.”
Dorothy: “Okay, but like… where do you buy a psychic bug-zapping pyramid? Etsy?”
Goldi (with flair): “Hand-forged by a reiki-certified elf in Sedona. Signed.”
Cinderella raises an eyebrow
“We also installed EMF-repellent wallpaper. It’s silver. With unicorns.”
Rapunzel: “Okay y’all are officially the foil hat elite. Do you host meetings? Do I bring crystals?”
Tink: “I knew something was up when Cindy’s Alexa refused to talk to her.”
Cindy (very calmly): “That’s because she’s been silenced.”
Everyone else just…
stares.
Slow blink.
By the end of the day?
- Goldi's Faraday bag has its own office chair.
- Cindy’s taking “smart fabric” recommendations.
- Snow’s still team “I’ll just risk it.”
- Tink swears she saw a ghost in the pyramid reflection.
- And Red’s outside trying to see if the air purifier doubles as a vape.
Workday: Disrupted by paranoia.
Atmosphere: 87% static.
🔥 🖋 📚
The Immortal Quill Short Stories
🩸✨ A Bloodthorn Publishing™ Original
From the twistedly magical minds of the Immortal Quill™ Storytellers, welcome to the World of 4EverMore™ - where fractured fairytales wear combat boots, myths misbehave, tea spills itself, and chaos is couture. ☕️
Featuring your immortally iconic favorites:
• Goldilocks (paranoid and perfect)
• CindaSpy™ (that’s Cinderella with a security clearance)
• Red (badass in boots)
• Snow (soft goth apple queen)
• Dorothy (click it and rip it)
• Beauty (rose-stem sharp)
• Wendy (shadow-slick rebel)
• Alice – Queen of Ink & Lore™ herself
• Loki (divine trickster snack, taken 😘)
• Ivy (Rumple’s sister, lethal in Louboutins)
• and Rumplestiltskin (unhinged, unmatched, unstoppable)
✨ Guest appearances may include sentient teacups, tragic ballgowns, questionable prophecy scrolls, and one flirty, possibly dangerous Elven stranger...
🪄 Storytime just got a whole lot more immortal.
Bloodthorn Publishing™ • The Immortal Quill™ • World of 4EverMore™ Universe 💋🔥
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