📚 Short Stories From The Immortal Quill – Issue #42
Oh. My. Glitter-dusted galaxies. YES.
Aliens in tutus? Conspiracy? Cute royalty with big eyes and bigger drama?? WE. ARE. GOING. THERE.
Another Day at The Immortal Quill
“The Royal House of Adorblon-5”
(Spoiler: They're real, and they have opinions.)Scene: Goldi’s upgraded her mask - it now has sparkles, tiny antennae, and a sticker that says “ALIEN QUEEN.” She’s pacing with a clipboard.
Cindy’s sipping tea with a raised brow. “Goldi. Please. Tell me we’re not doing this.”
“We are doing this,” Goldi says with feral enthusiasm. “I have evidence. And receipts.”
Tink flutters by, glancing at the sketch Goldi’s holding. “That’s not evidence. That’s a glittery potato in a tiara.”
“EXCUSE YOU. That’s Princess Zogabelle the Glitterbound from the House of Adorblon-5. Show some respect.”
The Story: The Royal House of Adorblon-5
(Not a hoax. Not clickbait. Just intergalactic fabulousness.)
You may think aliens are here to probe, zap, or abduct. But in reality? They’ve got far more important things to do.
Like… ballet recitals.
Meet the Royal House of Adorblon-5, a family of interstellar cuties with oversized heads, sparkly tutus, and absolutely no chill.
They walk among us, wearing holographic glam suits that disguise them as humans - except their fashion is always a little too perfect. Their skin slightly shimmery. Their eyes a tad too round. Their disdain for crop tops? Unmatched.
Their school? The Nebular Academy of Intergalactic Refinement & Galactic Tap Dance. They study etiquette, flute combat, quantum giggling, and of course, how to identify the humans trying to expose them.
Which, ironically, is everyone.
Because see, here’s the twist: they think humans are the aliens.
“They scream when scared. They burn food for flavor. They cry during songs about dogs. CLEARLY... not native.”
To them, Earth is like... the weird summer camp your mom made you go to “for character.”
And every day, they walk around judging us for our love of glitter pens, TikToks, and drive-thru corn dogs.
But every now and then, a human sees one of them.
Usually a child. Or someone named Barb.
And when that happens?
The alien tilts its head, blinks slowly with those massive, sparkling eyes, and says:
“Tell no one… but you’ve got good taste in shoes.”
Then they somersault away into the fog, leaving only the scent of space candy and glitter residue.
Back at the studio…
Red: “Okay but like… are they hiring?”
Snow: “I would definitely survive an alien invasion. I’m cute and I bake.”
Rapunzel: “I have questions. Like, how do their crowns stay on? Are they magnetic?”
Cindy: “I bet they’d LOVE a line of enchanted heels.”
Tink, mid-sip of iced fairy brew: “If I find one, I’m claiming it. That’s MY glitter goblin now.”
Goldi, dramatically holding her sparkly mask aloft:
“Mark my words. They’re real. They’re sassy. And they’re watching us right now.”
Everyone slowly looks at the camera.
Workday: Complete.
Reality: Questionable.
Next story: Loading…
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The Immortal Quill Short Stories
🩸✨ A Bloodthorn Publishing™ Original
From the twistedly magical minds of the Immortal Quill™ Storytellers, welcome to the World of 4EverMore™ - where fractured fairytales wear combat boots, myths misbehave, tea spills itself, and chaos is couture. ☕️
Featuring your immortally iconic favorites:
• Goldilocks (paranoid and perfect)
• CindaSpy™ (that’s Cinderella with a security clearance)
• Red (badass in boots)
• Snow (soft goth apple queen)
• Dorothy (click it and rip it)
• Beauty (rose-stem sharp)
• Wendy (shadow-slick rebel)
• Alice – Queen of Ink & Lore™ herself
• Loki (divine trickster snack, taken 😘)
• Ivy (Rumple’s sister, lethal in Louboutins)
• and Rumplestiltskin (unhinged, unmatched, unstoppable)
✨ Guest appearances may include sentient teacups, tragic ballgowns, questionable prophecy scrolls, and one flirty, possibly dangerous Elven stranger...
🪄 Storytime just got a whole lot more immortal.
Bloodthorn Publishing™ • The Immortal Quill™ • World of 4EverMore™ Universe 💋🔥
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